Tuesday, August 31, 2010

PURPOSE DRIVEN LIFE QUOTES by Rick Warren

A friend offered me to read a book and yesterday,,i read THE PURPOSE DRIVEN LIFE..well,,,This Book is such a very valuable one.. as i read every lines from Rick Warren, i can't help myself to reflect and ask myself "why"... Why I used to live my life as what God don't see me to be?? what is my real purpose?? and why God gave me this kind of life??

I'm still reading the book and I got here some quotes that I love, love, love so much!!
I hope this will also help you to build more your spiritual quotient as what I'm trying to do right now..God bless!!

1. we are product of our past, but we don't have to be prisoners of it.
2. those who hurt you in the past cannot continue to hurt you now unless you hold on to to the pain through resentment.
3. fear-driven people often miss great opportunities, instead they play it safe,avoiding risk and trying to maintain a status.
4. well formed love vanishes fear.
5. possession only provides temporary happiness.
6.
God says that the most valuable in life are not things.
7. Those who follow the crowd usually get lost in it.
8.
We are made to have meanings.
9.
with out God, life has no purpose, with out purpose,life has no meaning.
10. the greatest tragedy is not death but life without meaning.
11.
a pretentious showy life is is an empty life; a plain and simple life is a full life.
12.
yet will what ultimately matters most will not be what others say about your life but what God says.
13.
eternal legacy.
14
. God has..planted eternity in human hearts.
15. you will live hundred years on earth but you will spend forever to eternity.
16. from chronicle of Narnia:
"for us this is the end of all stories..but for them,it was only the beginning of the real story. all their life in this world..had only been the cover and title page: now at last they were beginning chapter one of the Great Story, which no one on earth has read.which goes on forever and in which every chapter is better than the one before."
17. we don't see things as they are, wen see them as we are.
18.
the way you see your life,shapes your life.
19.
how do you define life determines your destiny
20. life is a test.
21. the very important test is how you act when you can't feel God's presence.
22. nothing is insignificant to your life.
23. if you don't it, you never take care of it.
24. those who are trusted with something valuable must show they are worthy of that trust.

25. money is both test and trust from God..."for every man who has been given much, much will be demanded; from the one who is entrusted much, much will be asked."
26. life is a test and trust and the more HE gave you, the more responsible He expects you to be..

ISIP-IPIS: "more quotes will come..thanks for reading!"

KAPITAN SINO QUOTES ni Bob Ong


1. pare-parehong may kaba sa dibdib, takot na baka sa susunod na tanong e hindi na nIla matapaTAn ang kayabangan ng isat-isa.
2. taga konsumo ng oxygen sa mundo.
3. "wala akong paningin, hindi ako nakakakita ng maskara..kung sino ka talaga, yun lang ang nakikita ko."
4. "..dahil marami ang nagkakagusto sayo nang di ikaw ang nakikita nila kundi ang itsura mo."
5. sabi ni Exupery, "ang pinakamahalagang bagay sa mundo ay hindi nakikita ng mata."
6. hindi alam ng nakakakita kung kelan siya bulag.
7. "mas nakikilala ko ang mundo sa kung ano ito dahil hindi ako mabubulag ng mga anyo."
8. "hindi naman kailangan ng maraming tao para bumuo ng isang mundo e..minsan isang tao lang ang kasama mo,,buo na ang mundong kailangan mo sa habambuhay."
9. "higit ka sa maganda..sa nakikita ng mata at natatanaw ng diwa..higit sa maipipinta ng awit..at malililok ng salita..higit sa malilipad ng pangarap at masisisid ng tula...HIGIT KA SA PINAKAMAGANDANG LIKHA.."(awwwww!)
10. "alam ng tao kung mali ang ginagawa nila pero hindi rin nila ginagawa ang alam nilang tama.."
11. hindi ako naging bayani sa taong mahal ko..
12. magiging bayani ka sa sarili mong buhay..


IDOL PO SI BOB ONG..I LOVE YOU PAPA 'B'!!!!!!
:)

Thursday, August 26, 2010

inlove??broken hearted??o wala lang?? eto..basahin mo..mula kay isipi-ipis from the heart!!


1. hindi lahat ng sweet sayo, gusto ka.
2. at hindi lahat ng nilalandi mo ay gusto mo.
3. may mga taong gusto mo na hndi nila alam.
4. at may mga taong may gusto sayo nang di mo rin alam.
5. wag idaan lahat sa jowk o sa tawa..ako na ang nagsasabi sayo,,wala kang mapapala.
6. ang pagmamahal ay natututunan, hindi inborn.
7. hindi lahat ng I Love You ay bukal sa puso.
8. walang taong manhid,,manhid-manhidan lang.
9. hindi porket masaya kayong dalawa ay kayo na nga talaga.
10. hindi lahat ng nag-aaway ay hindi nag mamahalan.
11. hinding-hindi mabubuo ng alak ang nadurog na puso.
12. hinding hindi mabubuhay ng luha ang namamatay na relasyon.(heloo??hindi ka si agua..)
13. isang pilay na relasyon: yung isa nagmamahal,,,yung isa saklay lang..tagaalalay kung baga..
14. hindi lahat ng tumitingin sa iba e hindi na mahal ang jowa.
15. ang mag kaibigan,pwedeng maging mag jowa.
16. ang mag jowa,di pwedeng maging magkaibigan (unless may pagnanasa pa sa isa't isa)
17. (accounting term) DONT ASSUME UNLESS STATED!
18. hindi lahat ng single e di na minamahal.
19. at hindi lahat ng may jowa ay mahal sila.
20. mas maganda ang pinag seselosan kesa nag seselos.
21. hindi lahat ng nakangiti o tumatawa ay masaya.
22. hindi lahat ng nagmamahal ay minamahal din.
23. mas madaling tanggapin na nasasaktan ka dahil tinitiis mo siya kesa nasasaktan ka dahil tinitiis ka nya.
24. ang mga henyo, marunong ding gumamit ng puso (alam din "namin" yun noh..)

quote from tudeen:

25. iba ang salita ng lasing kesa sa salita ng matino.
26. wag kang gagawa ng kagagauhan kung sa bandang huli e ikaw at ikaw din lang ang masasaktan..

(sabi ni isip-ipis:MAGPASIKAT!! <*CLAP CLAP CLAP!*> 2x ) :D

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

How Daydreaming Could Lead to Your Next Big Idea by Ben Popper



How Daydreaming Could Lead to Your Next Big Idea

Jul 23, 2010 -

Every business owner wants to think of themselves as hard working and focused. Daydreaming is better left to artists, most MBAs would say. But a wealth of scientific data says that a wandering mind can lead to the kind of insight, that “aha!” moment, that every entrepreneur hopes for.

George de Mestral was out walking with his dogs when the idea for Velcro hit him. And, today, some of the world’s most successful companies, like Google, let their employees spend up to 20 percent of their time thinking about whatever they want. Many use that freedom to let their mind wander, hoping to generate big ideas.

When you’re awake, your mind wanders about 30 percent of the time, according to studies by psychologists from the University of North Carolina. Consciously you may be thinking about winning the lottery or scoring the winning run in your office softball league. But beneath the surface, your brain is often hard at work on big picture problems.

"People assumed that when your mind wandered it was empty," Kalina Christoff, a cognitive neuroscientist at the University of British Columbia in Vancouver, told the Wall Street Journal. But after studying brain activity, Christoff found that, "Mind wandering is a much more active state than we ever imagined, much more active than during reasoning with a complex problem."

While you’re zoned out, the brain activates what neuroscientists have identified as a “default network”. This area is especially active when people are reflecting on their personal experience or imagining the future, typical daydreaming preoccupations.

During complex reasoning, the mind switches to an “executive network”, which is better suited to pursuing immediate goals. This top down system is more efficient at rational problem solving, but unlikely to produce any unexpected breakthroughs.

Occasionally both areas of the brain will be active at the same time. This state is critical to generating that eureka moment. John Kounios of Drexel University looked at images of the brain at the moments before someone realizes the answer to a puzzle. What he found was a flash of activity from both the default and executive networks, almost as if the two were working in concert to produce the inspiration.

Jonah Lehrer, writing in the New Yorker, points to Joy Bhattacharya, a psychologist at Goldsmiths, University of London says he can tell when test subjects will solve a puzzle a full eight seconds before they arrive at the answer. A crucial clue was the appearance of alpha waves, which typically correlate with a state of relaxation.

There are lots of ways to foster this kind of creativity. Jogging, knitting or just doodling can relax the mind and set it off down a whimsical path. The trick, according to leading researcher Dr. Jonathan Schooler, is to be ready for a good idea when it comes.

“For creativity you need your mind to wander,” Schooler recently told the NY Times. “But you also need to be able to notice that you’re mind wandering and catch the idea when you have it. If Archimedes had come up with a solution in the bathtub but didn’t notice he’d had the idea, what good would it have done him?”

(i got this from DIGG)

i love day dreaming..hehe <3

Thursday, August 12, 2010

My Greatest Heartbreak Ever..

My parents got separated when I was in 4th grade. I cried, my mother cried, my father cried, and my little brother, who at the time was only in grade two, sat and watched us.

Looking back on the short 10 years of life I’ve had, I can’t say that I’m dissatisfied. In fact, I think that if my parents had stayed together, I wouldn’t be half as happy as I am now. Even though I say that, I cant say that I wasn’t hurt or affected.

I remember crying in the bathroom at school with my 3 friends all hugging me, telling me they were sorry. At the time, none of them knew how it felt. Within the next 3 years, they would. Each of us handled our parents separated differently.

I, being someone who hated to show weakness, pretended nothing had happened. That I didn’t cry myself to sleep at night, that I didn’t miss the other parent when I was at the other’s house and that I didn’t mind when either of the parents moved on to a new significant other.

Carrie, on the other hand, knew her parents had been fighting for years and blew it off when it finally happened. Her reaction simply was, “It was coming sooner or later. At least its over with so I don’t hear them fighting at night anymore.” But as I think about it, I wonder if she felt as heartbroken as I did.

Madison is the one who was affected a lot. Her dad had always been away traveling and her mom had always taken care of her and her sister and after the separation, her daily life barely changed. Madison, is my closest friend out of the 3.

Josephine, compared to the rest of us, took a whole different route. Her life at home wasn’t all that stable to begin with. She had been my friend since grade three and come third year high school, I watched her slowly deteriorate into someone who went out with her older sister to smoke pot frequently.

Slowly I began to realize that every one reacts differently to different things. In my eyes, I’m not sure Josephine acted rationally. But then again, I’m not sure I did either. Everyone thinks, acts and is different. People may be alike, but not the same.

My family may be broken, but that doesn't mean that I will give up on striving and stop dreaming a success in life . And even if my family is broken, it sure as hell doesn’t mean that I am too.

life is not that perfect to everyone..and even no one can say that he lives the way he wants to..
we are somewhat deferent in manners and degree..
so why should I be sad and disappointed when there's a lot of people out there who truly makes me smile..?

what is cheating?


Cheating is when a person misleads, deceives, or acts dishonestly on purpose. Cheating may happen at school, at home, or while playing a sport.

At school, a student may cheat by stealing someone else's idea or by copying a book report off the Internet and turning it in as if it's his or her original work. Copying someone else's words or work and saying they're yours is a type of cheating called plagiarizing (say: play-jeh-rise-ing).

How to Cheat

You can do cheating in different ways. On can do it by sneaking answers to a test, or by cheating to break the rules of a game or contest or to pretend something is yours when it isn't. When people cheat, it's not fair to other people, like the students who studied for the test or who were the true winners of a game or contest.


It's tempting to cheat because it makes difficult things seem easy, like getting all the right answers on the test. But it doesn't solve the problem of not knowing the material and it won't help on the next test — unless the person cheats again.

Sometimes, cheaters can do whatever they want. They can watch TV instead of studying for the test. But other people lose respect for cheaters and think less of them. The cheaters themselves may feel bad because they know they are not the one who makes it. And, if they get caught cheating, they will be in trouble at school, and maybe at home, too.

Why people Cheat

Some people cheat because they're busy or lazy and they want to get good grades without spending the time studying. Other people might feel like they can't pass the test without cheating. Even they said that it has a "good reason" for it, cheating isn't a good idea.

Talking about these problems and working them out will feel better than cheating.

Cheaters cheat themselves because they don't make an honest way to learn as much as they can. For example, if you cheat your way through spelling tests, you won't learn how to spell. That can katch — I mean catch — up with you when you get older! And adults who cheat — at work, sports, or in their relationships — get into serious trouble, far more serious than you can think!

There's an old saying that cheaters never win and winners never cheat. This may sound confusing because sometimes it seems like cheaters do win — at least for the moment. But people who don't cheat are true winners because, when they win, they do it fair and square.

Monday, August 9, 2010

IKA-10 NG AGOSTO, 2010 (PAGIGING KAMOTE)


alam mo ba na ang favorite number ni isip-ipis ay 10?

at alam mo ba na sa araw na ito e nalaman nyang nakapasa siya sa isang exam na mas mag papatibay ng kaangasan at kayabangan nya..Oo..sa mga nakakaalam ng story behind this most awaited examination,, gusto kong malaman nyo na..nakapasa na po ako..yehey!

at sa araw din ito e nakaranas siya ng ibat ibang klase ng kamalasan..(jemar at jovit, sabay: KAMOTE KA DUMLAO!) at ayoko na ring itype dito ang mag pangyayari dahil baka sa sobrang inis ay masuntok ko pa tong monitor sa harap ko..AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!!!

pero bakit di ako masaya??bakit parang mas gusto ko pa sanag malaman na sana di na lang ako pumasa??

sa mga sigundo na narinig kong sinabi ng babaeng titser na may salamin ang mga salitang : congratulation future millionaire.. bakit parang naramdaman kong gumuho lahat ng bagay sa likod ko..

KAMOTE SI DUMLAO...KAMOTE.. :'(


PAG IBIG by isip-ipis (love and broken quotes)


1. hindi lahat ng sweet sayo, gusto ka.
2. at hindi lahat ng nilalandi mo ay gusto mo.
3. may mga taong gusto mo na hndi nila alam.
4. at may mga taong may gusto sayo nang di mo rin alam.
5. wag idaan lahat sa jowk o sa tawa..ako na ang nagsasabi sayo,,wala kang mapapala.
6. ang pagmamahal ay natututunan, hindi inborn.
7. hindi lahat ng I Love You ay bukal sa puso.
8. walang taong manhid,,manhid-manhidan lang.
9. hindi porket masaya kayong dalawa ay kayo na nga talaga.
10. hindi lahat ng nag-aaway ay hindi nag mamahalan.
11. hinding-hindi mabubuo ng alak ang nadurog na puso.
12. hinding hindi mabubuhay ng luha ang namamatay na relasyon.(heloo??hindi ka si agua..)
13. isang pilay na relasyon: yung isa nagmamahal,,,yung isa saklay lang..tagaalalay kung baga..
14. hindi lahat ng tumitingin sa iba e hindi na mahal ang jowa.
15. ang mag kaibigan,pwedeng maging mag jowa.
16. ang mag jowa,di pwedeng maging magkaibigan (unless may pagnanasa pa sa isa't isa)
17. (accounting term) DONT ASSUME UNLESS STATED!
18. hindi lahat ng single e di na minamahal.
19. at hindi lahat ng may jowa ay mahal sila.
20. mas maganda ang pinag seselosan kesa nag seselos.
21. hindi lahat ng nakangiti o tumatawa ay masaya.
22. hindi lahat ng nagmamahal ay minamahal din.
23. mas madaling tanggapin na nasasaktan ka dahil tinitiis mo siya kesa nasasaktan ka dahil tinitiis ka nya.
24. ang mga henyo, marunong ding gumamit ng puso (alam din "namin" yun noh..)

quote from tudeen:

25. iba ang salita ng lasing kesa sa salita ng matino.
26. wag kang gagawa ng kagagauhan kung sa bandang huli e ikaw at ikaw din lang ang masasaktan..

(sabi ni isip-ipis:MAGPASIKAT!! <*CLAP CLAP CLAP!*> 2x ) :D

Sunday, August 8, 2010

AN ACCURATE 2010 HOROSCOPE


This is the real deal. Try ignoring it, and the first thing you'll notice is having a horrible day starting tomorrow morning . . .. and it only gets worse from there.



ARIES - The Aggressive
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny.. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.. 16 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


TAURUS - The Tramp
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight. Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



GEMINI - The Twin
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners. Very Good at confusing people... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Geminis will not take any crap from anyone. Geminis like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Geminis can be very sarcastic and childish at times and are very nosey. Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing. VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



CANCER - The Beauty
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's Love is one of a kind.. Very romantic.. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative Person, most are artists and insane, respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An Ultimate Freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most Cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare. Spontaneous. Not a Fighter, But will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to! 12 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



LEO - The Lion
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem becomes everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun.. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



VIRGO - The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything.. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. They do not forgive and never forget. The one and only. 7 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



LIBRA - The Lame One
Nice to everyone they meet. Their love is one of a kind. Silly, funny and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with...you might end up crying. Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. Faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Very creative. A hopeless romantic. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.


SCORPIO - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want.. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if is disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring.. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found.. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it, feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones with all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed..!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying. 4 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy. But when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet.
Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs especially Gemini's in sports. Likes to cook but would rather go out to eat at good restaurants.
Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do not forward.



AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind, loves being in long-term relationships. Can be clumsy at times but tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when they're not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more than their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter but will Knock your lights out.. 2 years of bad luck if you do not forward



PISCES - The Partner for Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Likes to be the center of attention. Very organized. High appeal to opposite sex. Likes to have the last word. Good to find, but hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. VERY caring. They always try to do the right thing and sometimes gets the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and get hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good sense of humor!!! Thoughtful. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to other but needs to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be. 5 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

mhine - slim of repablikan

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SIGAW NI ISIP-IPIS

sa txt..

<**> bakit di ka na nagpaparamdam??
<*> bakit?? alam mo naman kung bakit no..paulit-ulit na lang na tanong yan!!hehe..di ka pa nagsasawa?
<**> balita ko DL ka raw??
<*> imposible ba??
<**> 0o.. hehe..biro lang.. :))
<*> di na ko yung dati no..grade conscious na ko..haha..
<**> ako??di mo tatanungin??
<*> hindi na..di ko naman ikayayaman yan..
<**> grabe ka..
<*> add mo ko sa blog... kwentongmalufette.blogspot.com..ty..
<**> okey..basta bigyan mo ko ng isang post exclusive para sakin..hahaha.
<*> un lang pala e..sige..basta mag follower ka..ha??
<**> gusto mo ngayn na?
<*> o cige..

(ang mga ibang datos at ditalye sa pag-uusap na ito ay minabuti ni isip ipis na hwag nang isiwalat pa..) sorry for the inconvenience

o ayan jordan de la cruz..sa wakas..my post na ko exclusively fo you..hehe..thnx sa pag follow.. :))

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

SINO BA ANG TUNAY NA MATALINO??


Ano nga ba ang ibig sabihin ng pagiging matalino at paano mo masasabing matalino ang kausap mo? Bakit may mga taong kahit kakapanganak pa lang e sinasabihan na matalino sila? At ano nga ba ang koneksyon ng nunal sa ulo, balunbalunan, pisngi, noo at kung saan-saan para mahulaan ang kapalaran, kakayahan at ang magiging asawa ng isang tao??(sino nga ba ang nagpa-uso nyan?? Hanepshit!!hinayupak siya!!!) Bakit ang mga aso, ipis, pusa at iba pang mga hayop ay walang nunal? Bukod nga ba sa spirit e nunal din ang basihan ng pagiging unique ng mga tao sa iba pang nilalang dito sa mundo?hmmmnn..

sabi nga sa waking ingles,, "we spend our lives believing that everything happens for a reason, when in reality, we just give reason for everything that happens.."( Kris Aquino: TaAmah!) Oo,tama... marami na akong nakilala na sinisi sa tadhana ang kapalaran nila..PERO-ang tanong ni Isip Ipis: " KAILAN PA DUMATING SI TADHANA AT NAGSABING TOTOO SIYA?at sadyang mapaglaro??" hmmn,,, aba,,playful pala si Destiny kung sakali..makipaglaro kaya ako ng chess sa kanya??

SA totoo lang, wala naman talagang mahirap intindihin as long as...(ten tenenen tenen) my utak ka.. Oo..ung literal..may UTAK. Kung may kakayahan kang mag isip, kahit gaano kaliit ang utak...kahit sabihin na nating kasing liit ng sa ipis, lamok, kuto, garapata, langgam o (sige,,lakihan natin ng konti)...sa manok ay yakang yaka mong sagutan ng difficult questions sa statistics, accounting at calculus...(huwaaattt??!!) hwag kang mamangha..maniwala ka..

sabi nga nanaman sa wikang ingles.."it's not on what you have...it's on how you do on what you have" (bata:kailangan pa bang i-memorize yaahn..)

USAPING ASO NI ISIP-IPIS..

Dahil jan, pupunta tayo sa usaping aso.. Oo..ang mga cutie cutes at nakakta-cutes na mga aso.. my isang researcher,, si Brian Hare na kung saan trip gumawa ng experiment sa mga katalinuhn ng mga hayop.. may dalwang cups..yung isa may lamang pagkain..(hindi ako sure kung spagetti or chicken cordon blue) at yung isa wala.. Ngayon,,tinitigan nya ng malufette yung aso na tipong umaalab at nanlilisik...habang tinituro yung cup na may laman.. Alam mo ang nangyari?? Pinuntahan nung aso ung tinuturo ni pareng Hare,,galing!!<*clap! clap! clap!*>..

ngayon...sinubukan nya yun sa mga chimpanzees na may 98.6% ng ating genes.. Aba,,parang tao na ang size ng utak nila PERO- sa di inaasahang pag kakataon,, kahit paulit-ulit titigan ni Hare ang may laman na cup...at kahit literal na apoy..(Oo,,,apoy!!) at usok ang lumabas sa tenga at ilong nya na halos mag kulay sile ang kanyang mukha...siya ay natapos na sawi at ang masaklap pa,,,tinawanan lang ng mga unggoy ang kaawa-awang si Hare(AAAaaay..jemar: sori boy!)

Bilang pampalubag loob, hinanapan na lamang niya ng explanation ang kalunos-lunos na pangyayari.. Sabi nya..(in slang),"dogs are students of human movements" ang aso kasi ay good observer...yung tipong kayang bilanginang muta mo sa mata..at gaya ni madam Auring,,marunong din silang mang hula...OOOppss! hindi ng kapalaran kundi ng nararamdaman ng isang tao... tumitingin sila sa mata ng tao,,,saan ito nakatingin at ano ang ibig sabihin ng kanilang mga tingin..kung natatakot,, nakakaloko,,nanlalambing,,naaawa,,nanlalait at marami pang iba..

Eto..kung nakikita nilang takot ka sa kanila...aba...feeing nila di na sila simpleng aso kundi mga leon at nanlalapa ng tao...(grrrr...)at kung naisipan mo pang tumakbo..nakku!!patay kang bata ka..PERO-kung ipapakita mong di ka takot sa kanila at siyempre karespe-respeto ka,,,hmmmnn..iba nang usapanyan...sa una,,magtatapang tapang lang ang mga yan..taposs..go,,,atras para di halatang takot din sila..galing!

Alam mo ba ang sikreto kung paano mapapaamo ang mga ibat-ibang uri ng aso??kahit anong ugali nila kahit sila yung tipong kumikitil ng buhay ng kapwa aso at tao walang kawala dito.. Ayon kay ninong Cesar Millan,,tulad ng tao, kilangan din ng mga aso ang discipline,exercise at affection..Sabi nya,,(IN SLANG ULIT) "they need a very simple routine: exercise,food,work then reward " nang paulit-ulit,ulit,ulit,ulit..(kulet!)Oo...you need to be makulet...yes...makulet!!in order for them to follow you..hmmnn..

at dito na nagtatapos ang isang makabuluhang talakayan..
Sana'y natulungan ka ni Isip-Ipis..

_the end_

Sunday, August 1, 2010

koreana

kakainlove!!walufette!!: Korean Mariah Carey 'My All'

MALUFETTE QUOTES NI PARENG BOB ONG!!

Marami na ang nag tatanong kung saan ako kumukuha ng natatanging galing....yess!!...ang saya-saya ko na sana..pero hindi pa doon nag tatapos ang lahat.."saan daw ako kumukuha ng natatanging galing...."sa kalokohan" hmmn..maliban kela newton,fleming at armstrong na nag turo saakin kung paano magmura,,nanjan din naman si Bob Ong para mag bigay saakin ng words of WISDOM..Oo,,,siya nga,,,siya ang aking kababata,kapitbahay,bestfrend,ex at future...(Uooooooyy)...sa panaginip..hehe..kahit ako MISMO sabik na xang makita...marami pa siguro akong ipopost tungkol sakanya sa mga susunod na araw,,,pero iiwanan ko muna kayo ng mga malulufette nyang quotes..

enjoy!!

Mga quotes ni BOB ONG.

1. "Lahat naman ng tao sumeseryoso pagtinamaan ng pagmamahal. Yun nga lang,
hindi lahat matibay para sa temptasyon."

2. "Gamitin ang puso para alagaan ang taong malapit sayo. Gamitin ang utak
para alagaan ang sarili mo."

3. "Huwag mong bitawan ang bagay na hindi mo kayang makitang hawakan ng iba.
"

4. "Huwag mong hawakan kung alam mong bibitawan mo lang."

5. "Huwag na huwag ka hahawak kapag alam mong may hawak ka na."

6. "Parang elevator lang yan eh, bakit mo pagsisiksikan ung sarili mo kung
walang pwesto para sayo. Eh meron naman hagdan, ayaw mo lang pansinin."

7. "Kung maghihintay ka nang ng lalandi sayo, walang mangyayari sa buhay
mo.. Dapat lumandi ka din."

8. "Pag may mahal ka at ayaw sayo, hayaan mo. Malay mo sa mga susunod na
araw ayaw mo na din sa kanya, naunahan ka lang."

9. "Hiwalayan na kung di ka na masaya. Walang gamot sa tanga kundi
pagkukusa."

10. "Pag hindi ka mahal ng mahal mo wag ka magreklamo. Kasi may mga tao rin
na di mo mahal pero mahal ka. Kaya quits lang."

11. "Bakit ba ayaw matulog ng mga bata sa tanghali? alam ba nilang pag
natuto silang umibig e hindi na sila makakatulog kahit gusto nila?

12. "Hindi lungkot o takot ang mahirap sa pag-iisa kundi ang pagtanggap na
sa bilyon-bilyong tao sa mundo, wala man lang nakipaglaban upang makasama
ka."

13. "Kung nagmahal ka ng taong di dapat at nasaktan ka, wag mong sisihin ang
puso mo. Tumitibok lng yan para mag-supply ng dugo sa katawan mo. Ngayon,
kung magaling ka sa anatomy at ang sisisihin mo naman ay ang hypothalamus mo
na kumokontrol ng emotions mo, mali ka pa rin! Bakit? Utang na loob! Wag
mong isisi sa body organs mo ang mga sama ng loob mo sa buhay! Tandaan mo:
magiging masaya ka lang kung matututo kang tanggapin na hindi ang puso,
utak, atay o bituka mo ang may kasalanan sa lahat ng nangyari sayo, kundi
IKAW mismo!"

14. "nalaman kong hindi final exam ang passing rate ng buhay. hindi ito
multiple choice, identification, true or false, enumeration or fill-in-the-
blanks na sinasagutan kundi essay na isinusulat araw-araw. Huhusgahan ito
hindi base sa kung tama o mali ang sagot, kundi base sa kung may kabuluhan
ang mga isinulat o wala. Allowed ang erasures."

15. "Wag magmadali sa pag-aasawa. Tatlo, lima, sampung taon sa hinaharap,
mag-iiba pa ang pamantayan mo at maiisip mong di pala tamang pumili ng
kapareha dahil lang sa kaboses niya si Debbie Gibson o magaling
mag-breakdance. Totoong mas importante ang kalooban ng tao higit anuman. Sa
paglipas ng panahon, maging ang mga crush ng bayan sa eskwelahan e
nagmumukha ring pandesal. Maniwala ka."

16. "ayokong nasasanay sa mga bagay na pwede namang wala sa buhay ko "

17. "hinahanap mo nga ba ako o ang kawalan ko?"

18. "hindi dahil sa hindi mo naiintindihan ang isang bagay ay
kasinungalingan na ito. at hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay
katotohanan. "

19. "Kumain ka na ng siopao na may palamang pusa o maglakad sa bubog nang
nakayapak, pero wag na wag kang susubok mag-drugs. Kung hindi mo kayang
umiwas, humingi ka ng tulong sa mga magulang mo dahil alam nila kung saan
ang mga murang supplier at hindi ka nila iisahan."

20. "Mag-aral maigi. Kung titigil ka sa pag-aaral, manghihinayang ka
pagtanda mo dahil hindi mo naranasan ang kakaibang ligayang dulot ng mga
araw na walang pasok o suspendido ang klase o absent ang teacher. (Haaay,
sarap!)."

21. "Mangarap ka at abutin mo. Wag mong sisihin ang sira mong pamilya,
palpak mong syota, pilay mong tuta, o mga lumilipad na ipis. Kung may
pagkukulang sa'yo mga magulang mo, pwde kang manisi at maging rebelde.
Tumigil ka sa pag-aaral, mag-asawa ka, mag-drugs ka, magpakulay ka ng buhok
sa kili-kili. Sa bandang huli, ikaw din ang biktima. Rebeldeng walang
napatunayan at bait sa sarili."